Nazrololgoth came home alive!

Posted: October 16, 2010 in Uncategorized

Me and Nazrololgoth were split up during our last patrol. I found him later. M u c h later. The news from outside STV were many.

Greetings. Long time no siege.
Got the new patch out just the other day. It seems blizzard will keep having alliance directly taken from Disney like before. (gnomes dwarfs, children etc etc)
Reason is said to be;

“To not let 50% of our players down. In their age it´s very important to be able to take hold of characters

that they can relate to, and most of all learn from.

So could be done by singing songs or dealing with hopeless moral dilemmas.”

Lame days , lame alliance, lame video. The song ain´t lame thou.

Have a look.


Greetings you miserable maggots and especially Horde of Frostmane -EU.

I will let today’s Redridge Daily speak for itself!

Enjoy

We are not alone. Daily Fan-whisper.

Posted: October 3, 2010 in Rambling, WoW

This cool hordeplayer decided we were so awesome he just had to whisper and tell us all about it.

No big surprise after the effort we put down in keeping horde territory clean.

You do talk the talk, do you walk the walk?

Me: Mom, im going.

Mom: Where?

Me: To kick everyones ass out of horde territory.

Mom: ALONE?!

Me: No I got Nazrololgoth and the others, plus about 300 fans with me.

Mom: See you soon honey.

RL-Offline CorpseCampers.

Posted: October 2, 2010 in Corpse Camping, Rambling, WoW

RL CORPSECAMPING

Short input about RL-OFFLINE’s corpsecampers since some of our readers got some sort of thought that what we do is somehow, immoral.

Here´s a guy who rolled on an RL-OFFLINE pvpserver. He´s already fully epic-geared so he´s transfering some talents to a newbie who just entered the area. The player in the background is probably her Guildmaster.

Out in the field there´s a popular Houdini to reduce the number of oneshots by. See below.

Personally I think the above picture speaks alot for our own methods. Much of what we put up in our movies is planned in advance.

This guy made a head-like thing on a stick. Because he knows what could happend if he reveals it in the wi(n)dow.

(Ps. this is the real deal, we don´t play at this server, neither should you.)

Greetings servants, abominable Alliance and fellow Horde. It’s high time for a war report.

I had just logged on to patrol STV when I received this whisper from Rougespree from Twilights Imperium:

Constructive feedback is always welcome

To also please the pre teen audience that have trouble spelling their own class name I give you guys this picture.

Suddenly, the blog became awesome instead of “sucky”

Here’s one guy who obviously missed the news: Redridge Mountain is Horde territory. At least he acknowledged that I am awesome.

Thanks, Bro!

Next we have a carebear trying to trade his safety for him not trying to kill me.

Never trust a Frostmane Legend if you are Alliance.

This is how the story went:

We don’t negotiate with terrorists

Evolutionftw from Showbiz then logged his main, enraged and spat on me:

Darwin just turned over in his grave

After some spitting and other fun emotes he decided to ask if I had enough

Can never have enough cunt

A selection of a few “lowbie from Morgue Than Words kills a level capped enemy”, which our followers are used to by now:

Myavaz from PEWPEWW should change tactics when trying to gank a lowbie


Toxiso from LFM BG HONOR RESERVED reserved some honour for me

Woozle from Shambler Inc learned that landing in STV without a permit leads to capital punishment

Vydana from Ghaza learned that occupying enemy territory leads to conflict

Sorry, but no Security kills yet, they seem to be hiding from us tonight!

Lame Excuses – Top Three

Posted: October 1, 2010 in PvP, Rambling, WoW

A comment on our website made me think. Now and then a high levelled and outgearing Alliance criminal visits this place to whine about why he got killed by lowbies. Here are the top excuses!

1. “I was AFK”

This is the most common one. The guy has probably been bullied to death in /g for being steamrolled by a couple of lowbies, and it’s even a believable excuse. If you watch our videos you will see that we never killed anyone who’s AFK.

2. “It was 41 vs 1″

Not uncommon either. Now and then some hotshot from a big guild will try to show off his ICC gear, but gets stopped pretty quick by a couple of lowbies. 2 vs 1 often becomes “they had a whole raid, and also a cave troll

3. “I was watching Lost / doing something else”

Though not as common, we’ve heard this one too from a Phased member who claimed he was “watching Lost” even though his character moved and doing shit before he was put down.

We welcome Anatal to our ranks. He’s as ruthless, rude and dangerous as the rest most of the Horde. We welcome Anatal after aceing his initiation test which included bringing us 100 lowbie scalps and swimming between Kalimdor and Eastern Kingdoms without dying (yes, he’s a paladin and thus immortal to anything but disconnects).

Small biography of Anatal

Anatal was born in a coal mine in Northwestern Sibiria. When he was 8 years old he walked barefoot over the tundra to reach Europe eating nothing but snow and the loot of homeless people he robbed on the way. After that he worked as a gravedigger outside Tjernobyl until he 14 years later could afford a computer and a copy of WoW. For breakfast he has nothing but a cigar made by dwarf slaves he’s keeping in his basement and a shot of lowbie tears. His favourite music is Spice Girls.

With one more Horde in our ranks our quest to control the new Horde areas (Redridge Mountains, Duskwood and STV) will be a lot more effective. We estimate these places will be free from Alliance scum before the year is over.

It is rumoured that Anatal will spare your miserable life if you emote /beg and /cry when you meet him in the hot Stranglethorn jungle. Make a macro, you useless lowbies!

If you also are interested in joining the ranks of the Frostmane Legends you should apply today.

(PS he won’t spare you, but please emote it anyway as it makes great content for the website)

No, Tyraxo from Memento Mori, emoting /beg won’t help

Bollywood is signing us

Posted: September 30, 2010 in Rambling, Videos, WoW

Good news! The people in Bollywood are big fans of our heroic doings, and therefore they decided to shoot a real film about us. Release expected soon, but in the meantime we can offer a few samples!

Morgue Than Words on a secret mission to gank level 15’s in Ironforge. Little did they know that a Night Elf would provoke Nazrololgoth so much that he blew their cover! Watch here

A DK we all know from Redridge Daily in a touching scene after he’s been ganked and thrown in the lake. I cried a little when I watched this. Watch here

Natzagaroth is having a relaxed drink in Booty Bay, but as usual there’s some lowbie from Ninth Order pestering the atmosphere. Watch here

These links are safe, we just couldn’t embed the films from this site in WordPress

The Redridge Daily #3

Posted: September 29, 2010 in Ganking, PvP, Redridge Daily, Videos, World PvP, WoW

Natzagaroth and the latest news. We´ve been trough alot recently, and nothing could feel better than sharing its highlights with you all.

-Here we go again maggots.

I pour from my hand, swirling down to your level of existence:

The Redridge Daily #3!

 

 

 

Yours Sincerely,

Natzagaroth & Nazrololgoth

Frostmane Legends