Me and Nazrololgoth were split up during our last patrol. I found him later. M u c h later. The news from outside STV were many.
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Greetings. Long time no siege.
Got the new patch out just the other day. It seems blizzard will keep having alliance directly taken from Disney like before. (gnomes dwarfs, children etc etc)
Reason is said to be;
“To not let 50% of our players down. In their age it´s very important to be able to take hold of characters
that they can relate to, and most of all learn from.
So could be done by singing songs or dealing with hopeless moral dilemmas.”
Lame days , lame alliance, lame video. The song ain´t lame thou.
Have a look.
We welcome Anatal to our ranks. He’s as ruthless, rude and dangerous as the rest most of the Horde. We welcome Anatal after aceing his initiation test which included bringing us 100 lowbie scalps and swimming between Kalimdor and Eastern Kingdoms without dying (yes, he’s a paladin and thus immortal to anything but disconnects).
Small biography of Anatal
Anatal was born in a coal mine in Northwestern Sibiria. When he was 8 years old he walked barefoot over the tundra to reach Europe eating nothing but snow and the loot of homeless people he robbed on the way. After that he worked as a gravedigger outside Tjernobyl until he 14 years later could afford a computer and a copy of WoW. For breakfast he has nothing but a cigar made by dwarf slaves he’s keeping in his basement and a shot of lowbie tears. His favourite music is Spice Girls.
With one more Horde in our ranks our quest to control the new Horde areas (Redridge Mountains, Duskwood and STV) will be a lot more effective. We estimate these places will be free from Alliance scum before the year is over.
It is rumoured that Anatal will spare your miserable life if you emote /beg and /cry when you meet him in the hot Stranglethorn jungle. Make a macro, you useless lowbies!
If you also are interested in joining the ranks of the Frostmane Legends you should apply today.
(PS he won’t spare you, but please emote it anyway as it makes great content for the website)
No, Tyraxo from Memento Mori, emoting /beg won’t help
We have earlier given big guilds on Frostmane like Phased and Security the offer of paying a one time sum of gold to let their guilds level in peace through Cataclysm. They have also gotten a similar offer to let their alts level in peace through the announced Horde Territories.
During yesterday’s officer meeting we decided that this should go out to all Alliance guilds.
Here’s the Guild Price List:
Level to 85 without getting ganked by us: 600 000 gold
Level your alts (now before Cataclysm) without getting ganked by us: 400 000 gold
Go to Zul’Gurub and get your mounts before Cataclysm without getting ganked by us: 100 000 gold (this is basically a travel-pass but it is only for STV. You will get punished with death for moving through, for example, Duskwood).
Note: If your guild has many members additional fees may apply.
Sincerely Yours,
Natzagaroth & Nazrololgoth
Officers of Morgue Than Words
Frostmane Legends
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