Archive for September, 2010

We welcome Anatal to our ranks. He’s as ruthless, rude and dangerous as the rest most of the Horde. We welcome Anatal after aceing his initiation test which included bringing us 100 lowbie scalps and swimming between Kalimdor and Eastern Kingdoms without dying (yes, he’s a paladin and thus immortal to anything but disconnects).

Small biography of Anatal

Anatal was born in a coal mine in Northwestern Sibiria. When he was 8 years old he walked barefoot over the tundra to reach Europe eating nothing but snow and the loot of homeless people he robbed on the way. After that he worked as a gravedigger outside Tjernobyl until he 14 years later could afford a computer and a copy of WoW. For breakfast he has nothing but a cigar made by dwarf slaves he’s keeping in his basement and a shot of lowbie tears. His favourite music is Spice Girls.

With one more Horde in our ranks our quest to control the new Horde areas (Redridge Mountains, Duskwood and STV) will be a lot more effective. We estimate these places will be free from Alliance scum before the year is over.

It is rumoured that Anatal will spare your miserable life if you emote /beg and /cry when you meet him in the hot Stranglethorn jungle. Make a macro, you useless lowbies!

If you also are interested in joining the ranks of the Frostmane Legends you should apply today.

(PS he won’t spare you, but please emote it anyway as it makes great content for the website)

No, Tyraxo from Memento Mori, emoting /beg won’t help


Bollywood is signing us

Posted: September 30, 2010 in Rambling, Videos, WoW

Good news! The people in Bollywood are big fans of our heroic doings, and therefore they decided to shoot a real film about us. Release expected soon, but in the meantime we can offer a few samples!

Morgue Than Words on a secret mission to gank level 15’s in Ironforge. Little did they know that a Night Elf would provoke Nazrololgoth so much that he blew their cover! Watch here

A DK we all know from Redridge Daily in a touching scene after he’s been ganked and thrown in the lake. I cried a little when I watched this. Watch here

Natzagaroth is having a relaxed drink in Booty Bay, but as usual there’s some lowbie from Ninth Order pestering the atmosphere. Watch here

These links are safe, we just couldn’t embed the films from this site in WordPress

The Redridge Daily #3

Posted: September 29, 2010 in Ganking, PvP, Redridge Daily, Videos, World PvP, WoW

Natzagaroth and the latest news. We´ve been trough alot recently, and nothing could feel better than sharing its highlights with you all.

-Here we go again maggots.

I pour from my hand, swirling down to your level of existence:

The Redridge Daily #3!




Yours Sincerely,

Natzagaroth & Nazrololgoth

Frostmane Legends

More fan art!

Posted: September 29, 2010 in Rambling, WoW

Day post here with some more fan art, sent from a lowbie seeing us in Duskwood:

Vimtu from the Ninth Order, 6 feet below

The lowbie, who wants be anonymous, states

Hai guyz, i saw u pew pew PAWN vimtu the rouge who disappers before u even relise u can shoot in duskwood. i was so impressd i rerolld horde lol. anywayz i used my photoshop skillz to recapture teh moment. Hugs!

Name edited out

Heads up Horde, scum and errand boys, here’s the report of tonight’s events.

Security sent us this showing their highlight of the evening. Word is the whole guild got together in a joint effort to draw this lovely picture.

Your favourite Orc makes his getaway while the Alliance scum are trying to help their fellow criminal Raeyna out of a frost trap in which appears to be STV.

The background of the whole event is that Security member Nidua was caught standing on a Horde bridge in Horde territory (Redridge Mountains) which left us no choice but to put her down:

Tip of the day: The V-key shows nameplates, even through walls. Helps when someone is hiding in, for example, a house just outside Raven Hill Cemetery

The lovely members of Security meant business after this as they had to call in half their guild to meet our threat.

What would a corpse camp be without some frustrated exchange of body fluids? It was good for me too, Dreamyo.

Not only Security got ganked because of trespassing; Phased should also leave our continent.

Carharoth eventually paid the symbolic fee (500G) to hearthstone to safety.

We also got more nerd rage from this toodal-kid.

This guy is like the troll posts on the realm forums about migration to Frostmane  – never stops.

We also had a moment of relaxed fishing and caught ourselves a Trabute again, but more about this tomorrow when The Redridge Daily is printed.

That one must have hurt. But no spoilers: Redridge Daily will tell you all about it.

Yours Sincerely,

Natzagaroth & Nazrololgoth

Frostmane Legends


Posted: September 28, 2010 in Rambling, WoW

I went to Orgrimmar to train my skills and refill my quiver after some hard work protecting our new territory when I ran into this poster just outside the city gates. Thought it would be interesting for the Horde to know about. Apparently this person is wanted for unspeakable acts against our faction including horse thievery from Moroes in Karazhan, sodomisation of a medium sized bunny in Elwynn Forest, trespassing, arson, peeing in public and trying to corpse camp a certain lowbie in Redridge Mountains.

For the love of all that is holy, not the bunnies!

The character Gnirdne will pay 1000 gold to the first person able to hunt this criminal down.

Papertankz – or death in chopper.

Posted: September 27, 2010 in Rambling, Videos, WoW

Natzagaroth here right now. To reveal my last meal. Unlikely as it seems to eat someone engulfed by shadows, its been done and here´s the story.

I did put on some hippie music so that all you alliance maggots dare to watch until the end.


NOTE: View in full size window and set to 720p

Yours Truly,

Natzagaroth & Nazrololgoth

Frostmane Legends

RL v1.0

Posted: September 27, 2010 in Guides, Rambling

Ok, just a little addition here:

We were driving down the street in 200mph with our brand new Cadillac the other day as we saw a car trying to upload some RL just outside.

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Spoke to the guys. Needless to say, they had been playing alliance on Frostmane and just couldnt take it anymore.

Ganking – The Drinking Game

Posted: September 27, 2010 in Guides, World PvP, WoW

Heed, servants! Nazrololgoth here with a late night post.

There will be no war report tonight as some of us were busy with other stuff like grinding girlfriend rep and riding choppers. Instead we’re going to talk about drinking alcoholic beverages. If you have ever done The Lycauem in a Vanilla pug or raid healed as a druid  you know that being a bit intoxicated helps both your sanity, social skills and gameplay. We in Morgue Than Words have taken it one step further and created the Ganking Drinking Game.

The rules are simple enough even for you alliance players to follow: you take a sip from your drink when something happens on the list below. Beer or wine is advised since harder stuff will limit your basic human functions like bladder control and sight too much, although stuff like Vodka works for shorter sessions. Also keep in mind that the rules are designed with non-80 gankers in mind. We are still 75, but anything up to 79 would work.

Take one sip

  • You kill a lowbie
  • The lowbie has time to emote something like /spit to show how frustrated he is or /pity to show that he’s a carebear that would never kill anyone himself

Take two sips

  • You kill someone higher levelled than yourself
  • You get killed by someone higher levelled than yourself
  • The enemy has time to emote something before you release
  • An enemy does a Houdini on you and gets away (bubble hearthstone doesn’t count since that’s for lamers only)
  • For every time you kill someone you already have killed that session

Take three sips

  • You get killed and the enemy completes the “Make love, not Warcraft” achievement
  • An enraged main of an alt shows up and you kill him too, which leads us to next point:
  • You get whispers from someone telling you how angry he is for rolling on a PvP-server

Take four sips

  • Your own faction tells you to stop ganking
  • You get killed twice or more by the same player
  • You encounter a high level character boosting a lowbie, you kill the lowbie and get away from the furious 80. Take an extra sip if the 80 is unable to resurrect and has to stand there like a clown.
  • You kill someone trying to hearthstone

Finish your drink

  • You get killed by one or more lowbies

Mourning for our Victims

Posted: September 26, 2010 in Rambling, WoW

It has come to our knowledge that the citizens of the filthy city of Stormwind yesterday held an official mourning for our victims. They also begged for the Alliance population to leave the new Horde territories and pay us, as their priests have to work 24/7 to work off funerals. Word on street is also that the graveyards are starting to fill up, so unless you don’t want your corpse to be thrown off a ship en route to Northrend and eaten by murlocs we advice you to either stay out of our territories or buy a territory pass.

The Alliance stronghold of Stormwind was in tears last night.  Night Elf scum Léggòlaz is mourning his level 17 friend who perished while breaking the law by killing boars in Redridge Mountains.

Yours Truly,

Natzagaroth & Nazrololgoth

Frostmane Legends