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Greetings you miserable maggots and especially Horde of Frostmane -EU.

I will let today’s Redridge Daily speak for itself!

Enjoy

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Greetings servants, abominable Alliance and fellow Horde. It’s high time for a war report.

I had just logged on to patrol STV when I received this whisper from Rougespree from Twilights Imperium:

Constructive feedback is always welcome

To also please the pre teen audience that have trouble spelling their own class name I give you guys this picture.

Suddenly, the blog became awesome instead of “sucky”

Here’s one guy who obviously missed the news: Redridge Mountain is Horde territory. At least he acknowledged that I am awesome.

Thanks, Bro!

Next we have a carebear trying to trade his safety for him not trying to kill me.

Never trust a Frostmane Legend if you are Alliance.

This is how the story went:

We don’t negotiate with terrorists

Evolutionftw from Showbiz then logged his main, enraged and spat on me:

Darwin just turned over in his grave

After some spitting and other fun emotes he decided to ask if I had enough

Can never have enough cunt

A selection of a few “lowbie from Morgue Than Words kills a level capped enemy”, which our followers are used to by now:

Myavaz from PEWPEWW should change tactics when trying to gank a lowbie


Toxiso from LFM BG HONOR RESERVED reserved some honour for me

Woozle from Shambler Inc learned that landing in STV without a permit leads to capital punishment

Vydana from Ghaza learned that occupying enemy territory leads to conflict

Sorry, but no Security kills yet, they seem to be hiding from us tonight!

The Redridge Daily #3

Posted: September 29, 2010 in Ganking, PvP, Redridge Daily, Videos, World PvP, WoW

Natzagaroth and the latest news. We´ve been trough alot recently, and nothing could feel better than sharing its highlights with you all.

-Here we go again maggots.

I pour from my hand, swirling down to your level of existence:

The Redridge Daily #3!

 

 

 

Yours Sincerely,

Natzagaroth & Nazrololgoth

Frostmane Legends

Heads up Horde, scum and errand boys, here’s the report of tonight’s events.

Security sent us this showing their highlight of the evening. Word is the whole guild got together in a joint effort to draw this lovely picture.

Your favourite Orc makes his getaway while the Alliance scum are trying to help their fellow criminal Raeyna out of a frost trap in which appears to be STV.

The background of the whole event is that Security member Nidua was caught standing on a Horde bridge in Horde territory (Redridge Mountains) which left us no choice but to put her down:

Tip of the day: The V-key shows nameplates, even through walls. Helps when someone is hiding in, for example, a house just outside Raven Hill Cemetery

The lovely members of Security meant business after this as they had to call in half their guild to meet our threat.

What would a corpse camp be without some frustrated exchange of body fluids? It was good for me too, Dreamyo.

Not only Security got ganked because of trespassing; Phased should also leave our continent.

Carharoth eventually paid the symbolic fee (500G) to hearthstone to safety.

We also got more nerd rage from this toodal-kid.

This guy is like the troll posts on the realm forums about migration to Frostmane  – never stops.

We also had a moment of relaxed fishing and caught ourselves a Trabute again, but more about this tomorrow when The Redridge Daily is printed.

That one must have hurt. But no spoilers: Redridge Daily will tell you all about it.

Yours Sincerely,

Natzagaroth & Nazrololgoth

Frostmane Legends

Don´t worry here it comes. We just had to push it really hard last night to also get the verbal facts on screen.

Tonight:

Crazy animals, hunters who shoots at anything but us, a poor starving beggar and a sickly paladin.



Frostmane – EU

Good evening fans, followers, Horde players and even unfortunate Alliance scum. I hope the night has been as fruitful for you as it has for us. Time for an update before you all break your F5 buttons.

Here’s the war report from tonight’s adventures.

Going to start off with some proper nerd rage. I will let the picture speak for itself:

To answer the first question: no it’s not very hard to be a retarded scumbag. The guy was nice enough to ask if I wanted a cigarette though, but I don’t smoke.

When I came back from the bathroom after some very nasty fantasies about killing level 75s, gnomes and a cup it was time to do a quick border control check. Unfortunately it turned out that Raeza from  Security (server 2nd raid guild) had decided to take a cheap shot and kill me while I was AFK because of said bathroom break. I quickly tracked the miserable insect down and this is how it turned out:

Raeza learned that killing people AFK will be retaliated.

Next we caught Antonino from The Order of Time trespassing Horde territory. He failed to show a valid pass card and was punished.

Do. Not.

Etopyrin from the server 65th guild Pretorianie was caught ganking lowbies in Duskwood, which in addition is Horde territory on Frostmane. Better luck next time!

You aren’t allowed to kill Horde even if you did have a valid pass card.

Redridge Daily is in the printing press as I write this, and it will be available on the website shortly. Ape violence and embarrassing moments for the evil faction is promised.

Yours sincerely,

Natzagaroth & Nazrololgoth

The Frostmane Legends

The Redridge Daily has some news for you fans and followers:

Watch in full screen for best result, as always

Time for the midnight war report. The Alliance activity from level 80s has increased with several hundred percent compared to last week. We in Morgue Than Words believe the Horde should move in to defend our new territories instead of standing outside a bank in the City of Bearded Men in Dresses (Dalaran) and measure each others tools.

More 80 scum than trespassing lowbies. Endless opportunities for world PvP

Tonight’s skirmishes mainly circulated around the escort quest in the cave in Redridge Mountains, but we were also securing the fronts in STV and protecting the poor living impaired creatures of Raven Hill cemetery. No Alliance maggot is allowed to save their corporal in that cave without a passage card (sold for the symbolic sum of 500 gold).

On to the debriefing:

Latnok the keyboard turning mage from Lusitanos tried to defend his alt. We advice him to pay the passage fee next time to avoid getting killed by lowbies.

Osguth tried to go to Zul’Gurub. Only Horde is allowed in there, which he found out the hard way (death).

Srebrniletac (don’t smoke crack when you name your character) should keep his stinking gnomish hand out of the cookie jar next time and not trying to help his faction.

Tryaz was caught flirting with Blackrock Orcs without a valid passage card. He was taken care of more than one time.

Let’s move on to pop quiz:

Earlier in the week Security was the first guild ever to successfully corpse camp a Morgue than Words member. How many members would it take for Ninth Order?


Ninth Order called in their best players to make sure a lowbie could complete his escort quest. A doomed project.

Well that was a trick question because they failed to camp us at all, even though Vimtu the rogue almost got her dream fulfilled.

Yours Truly,

Natzagaroth & Nazrololgoth

The Frostmane Legends

Taking out the Trash

Posted: September 24, 2010 in Ganking, PvP, World PvP, WoW

Evening report from the front by your favourite people; Natzagaroth & Nazrololgoth also known as The Frostmane Legends.

Going to start out with something important since we seem to have a few illiterate ‘readers’ among us (probably the website link slipped out to a few of the Alliance population by mistake): The wtfpwnscreenshots we post here are from level 80’s only (with an occasional 75 when we thought it was worth posting). If we would post screenshots of all kills in an evening the Internet would break because of overload. Also keep in mind that we are low levels ourselves against these 80’s. No bragging but that’s how skilled we are.

On to tonight’s debriefing by showing you our friend Glefsa, who turned out to be a traitor to both Alliance and Horde by playing on both sides. I advice everyone to get a rope next time you see her. As seen by the screenshot denial is a very powerful factor.

Does your Alliance guild know you’re in bed with the enemy?

To end the speculation if Ninth Order paid us to gank the rest of the Alliance we decided to hunt a couple of them down to state an example. Here are the results:

Beronriw paid with his life for his guild. An honourable doing even for an Alliance dog!

Neely really tried. I don’t usually feel sorry when I kill off some scum, but this kill had the feeling you get when your dog is too old to hunt anymore. And we all know what happens to dogs who are too old and weak to hunt, don’t we?

On to Redridge Mountains which, as we all know, is Horde territory nowadays. Employed tried to defend the bridge but fell in battle.

Not employed anymore. Not even the lousy city guards of Lakeshire will hire you after that.

Fenixrula tried to defend her alt, but it could have ended better for her.

Fenixrula learned that waterwalking sometimes is more important than being max level.

Mindolliun from the slightly pathetic guild The Ironforge Alliance got killed by lowbies en route to ZG. No mount for you, worm.

Nennya from Dogs of War got smacked in the eye. I think this is STV.

Swiftshaper from Phased didn’t shapeshift swift enough.

Phased may rethink our generous offer soon.

The fight goes on. For the Horde!

Sincerely yours,

Natzagaroth & Nazrololgoth

The Frostmane Legends

Breaking News! Breaking News! Breaking News! etc!

We here at Morgue Than Words have some news for you followers and fans! We have a top Alliance Frostmane guild paying the Guild Fee for being left alone in Cataclysm, but more importantly: they also want us to beat down the competition guilds as this one is really going for the “Server First!” stuff. We realise this won’t stand and fall with our involvement, but as the anonymous GM of this guild said: every little bit helps, and the gold is not a huge amount for them.

What does this mean? Well, we’ve been ordered to kill the raid key roles (tank, healers) to slow down the levelling of other Alliance guilds. For this our guild will be able to cash in on 30 000 gold. Yes, not as much as we were asking for, but we decided it was fair since this was the first guild paying up.

Which guild?! You are probably pissing your pants to find out now, but that’s a secret. All I can say is they are in the top 10 Alliance PvE of the server!

Proof:

The Transaction:

Thank you, guild who wants to be anonymous, this gold will pay for our swift flyers which will help our war effort.

Yours Sincerely,

Nazagaroth & Nazrololgoth

The Frostmane Legends

There are many reasons why you will want to camp someone. Here are a few things I can think of:

1. You’ve been ganked several times (revenge)

2. The guy you plan to camp has a stupid name like “Ròugekillér”, “Orcslaayer” or “Roika”. (For the sake of Darwin)

3.  The guy has a stupid look or ugly clothes. (Anyone playing a caster wearing pants or a gnome with pink hair is open for camping)

4. He was nerd raging when you killed his alt, and therefore probably said nasty things about your weight, mother and / or martial status. (If you ever poured gasoline on fire you know the reason why you should camp this guy)

It’s also embarrassing seeing how bad 90% of the alliance population is at this. I’m here to help! Why do you want to help the evil faction? you may ask – Because it’s not fun for us when it’s too easy is the answer to that, so stop e-mailing us about it.

OK let’s go to school.

Lesson 1 – Be mounted

There is no reason for you to get off your mount. I see fail campers every day doing this mistake. If you are mounted you have ~3 more seconds to react when the camped is resurrecting. God forbids he has time to do this: as soon as he’s on the mount he’s not camped anymore. Did someone say stealth? Stealth sucks for camping if you’re doing it alone. You will stand there with your Prowl up your ass when the victim is mounted before you have time to get close. (Yes, you can see stealthed people as a corpse)

These guys won’t have time to kill me again if I resurrect close to the border of the bubble.

Lesson 2 – Make a macro and a keybind

This is very easy: just type /target (playername) and /cast (instant ability with wtfpwndamage or slowing ability). For example:

/target Raeyna

/cast concussive shot

/train

Bind that shit to a key close to your fat keyboard hand and spam it like you’re playing a paladin in Molten Core and the year is 2005.

Lesson 3 – Use your class abilities

Most classes have stuff that can be used for camping. I suggest you look at some page like Wowhead and you may find out there are more, forgotten, interesting abilities that can be used than the ones you are aware of.

Lesson 4 – Spread Out

If you are not a social misfit or playing dwarf hunter you have friends. Bring them. But don’t stand in a bunch over the corpse trying to look cool: spread out and cover the small area the camped dude will resurrect on. I’ve seen groups of 5 (five) failing to camp 1 (one) guy.

Double Negative, No, bitches! 5 people shouldn’t fail here. But like we’ve already seen: there is no hope for Azeroth.

Lesson 5 – The fake “I’m leaving now, feel free to ress!”

Some camped guys just won’t resurrect – that’s when the “fake leave” comes in handy. This means you ride away like you got bored. Then you wait 5-10 seconds and go back. In 9/10 cases you now have a sitting duck on your screen. Be aware though! If you have killed someone multiple times already he’s on resurrect timer (max 2 minutes), so don’t get too eager. Camping is all about having patience.

Lesson 6 – Be Mobile and Aware of the Environment Around You

In some places there are trees, houses, rocks, water, lowbies etc. Keep an extra eye around these places – they are perfect for the victim to resurrect behind/under/inside and get away easily. Be focused and ready to move fast!

This guy won’t even see me disappear. He should be closer to the tree.