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Tremble, Scum

Posted: September 24, 2010 in Hunter, Rambling, WoW

Greetings fans and followers, and also any possible Alliance dog that may have stumbled here to look at colourful pictures. Going to be a quick morning post right now, just wanted to show all Alliance dogs what expects them if they try to enter the restricted areas. I’ve always thought that getting impaled by a rusty sword would be a very bad way to go, but something tells me being eaten alive by a giant ape is worse. Alliance of Frostmane-EU is about to find out.

I found this homeless ape in STV. I was kind enough to take care of her.

She is named after her mother.

Noob Hunting

Posted: September 23, 2010 in Guides, Hunter, Rambling, WoW

Good evening dear followers and fans.

Today we’re going to talk about Nazrololgoth’s artistic side. He may look like a bold, old Orc but nothing could be further from the truth. Nazrololgoth is making art everyday in Azeroth, and today we’re going to talk about artistic killing. Let me illustrate with an example:

Step 1 – Finding the spot

The first thing to do is finding a good spot to get your artistic kill scalp. The best places are roads where noobs travel between zones, but anywhere where there’s a road works. The Alliance scum feel safe on roads. For this example I chose the road between Duskwood and STV. The scum has no business being there.

Step 2 – Setting the trap

Set your trap on the road.

Step 3 – Hide and wait

Hide behind a tree, a rock or somewhere where the Alliance criminal won’t see you.

Step 4 – Watch your prey step into the trap

If you play on Frostmane like all cool people you won’t have to wait too long. The restricted areas policy is broken a lot by the alliance maggots. In this example Hayabooza from the guild Exq thought he could kill innocent animals in STV. No! Restricted area!

Step 5 – Move in for the kill

Now use your skills to take him out. Needless to say this scum didn’t know what hit him.

Sincerely Yours,

Natzrololgoth,

Master Hunter of the Horde and Frostmane Legend